You Get Instant Karma (No Waiting Required)

You’ve heard of karma, right? Do good things, good things happen. Send me a dollar, and who knows what the universe might do for you?

Maybe:

Your phone battery lasts mysteriously longer
You find an extra fry at the bottom of the bag
Your next online order arrives early and undamaged

I’m not saying I control the cosmos… but I’m also not not saying that.

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